NOTE: this is entirely satryical and false and dedicated to my old man #2, Ronald Wong.
the singaporean-to-get-a-girl guide for desperate guys:
1. work your ass off and own a BMW 745 and pick your girl up everyday. unless you want to be a xp-victim, please act like the taxi is your friend instead of driving ur truck. its still better than the bus. lols.
2. dance and wriggle on stage like 5566 lord of the gaylords.
3. starve yourself and be sure to look like stickmen - gives you a higher chance of getting into the "pretty boy" catagory
4. if you are naturally skinny, you're in luck! lols
5. have plastic surgery and somehow fix it to look like members of 5566 or jay chou *shudders*
6. pretend your dad owns some prestigious software company and dole out on the drinks and presents when shes around. by the time she finds out the truth she would be too smitten to care if you are a pauper, which of course by then you are, after all the presents and expensive resturant meals
7. DO NOT even TRY to convince yourself you will ever find someone who is soft, white, and sews, cooks and pampers you like a king. Live with the newage girls, mister. YOU do the cooking.
8. try not to be patronizing when she insists on paying.. even though you do pay in the end. :)
9. pretend you went to a western country to study or something. she will fall on her knees and beg u take her home. even better if you already are an expat - bonus equipment gets you everywhere
10. in a nutshell, because of endless complaints of how supperficial and materialistic singaporean girls are, i have made this brief outline for those who have yet to snap a singaporean girl up.

THEN, as a comparism and a continuation of this joke, i will also provide a biased canadianized-singaporean guide to girls:
1. be funny
2. be intelligent
3. be loveable
4. drive whatever you want.. if its a scooter, get her a hot pink helmet with her name on it
5. have curly hair
6. tell her shes gorgeous and mean it even when shes wearing purple. lol.. and pretend she isnt fat.
7. split the bill, she would pay with all the inheritence she has.
8. be neat and clean
9. take off them socks at certain places.. haha
10. just be nice and kind.

lols!! promotion of one self. hahaaa.. its all jokes ok!!

omg i better get my jiggly arse to the gym today!! but shall bring dawne to chapters first, since she wnats to go there.. and get me my bodyshop lipbalm. dodoodoos... shall do some studyingtonight while hammys buusyy *blows smoochies*